grain-of-shot

Brave soldiers with shotguns are attacking the alien outpost Blubber 35.

-Succesless. The aliens got the highly-effective grain-of-shot technology and use it to apply heavy damage.

-The grain-o-shot-salvos hit the aliens direct in their hearts and killed them bitter. The soldiers return home and get full-ammonitioned shotguns as rewards.

-The soldiers are succesfull. But then the gouvernment decide to raise the childrens taxes, and there was no money left for war. No shot, no bread... and the result was quite funny.